”Look, if there’s one thing I learned from my childhood it’s………
Don’t shoot a BB from a Daisy Gun
When you’re only a foot away
From the target of a thick tree trunk
‘Cuz that baby’s sure to ricochet
~
Anyone else start singing this when they read the prompt?
. . . you don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
You don’t spit into the wind.
You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger
and you don’t mess around with Jim.
~ Jim Croce 1943-1973Or any of these:
Don’t trust your soul to no backwoods, Southern lawyer. . .
Things like there ain’t no good in an evil hearted woman,
And I ain’t cut out to be no Jesse James,
And you don’t go writing hot checks down in Mississippi,
And there ain’t no good chain gang.
Inspired by Carry On Tuesday’s prompt #75 – “Look, if there’s one thing I’ve learned………”
Many things to learn and it all starts in childhood, I guess :) A nice fun take.
Food for thought…
sombre sobriquets
LOL. No, I didn’t hum when I read the prompt but when I saw your stuff, I did! LOL. Great fun, here… thank yoU!