Funny Monday Musings

Monday Musings is hosted each Monday by Barbara at Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” ~ Robert Bloch 

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils … ” ~ Louis Hector Berlioz

“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”  ~  Janeane Garofalo

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~  Jack Handey 

“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself” ~  Mark Twain (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)  
“A line is a dot that went for a walk. ” ~ romanticinct Paul Klee (Swiss Artist, 1879-1940)

“Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.” ~  Helen Rowland quotes (English-American writer, 1876-1950)

Published in: on June 8, 2009 at 10:37 PM  Leave a Comment  

The URI to TrackBack this entry is:

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: