Funny Monday Musings

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Monday Musings is hosted each Monday by Barbara at Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” ~ Robert Bloch 

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils … ” ~ Louis Hector Berlioz

“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”  ~  Janeane Garofalo

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~  Jack Handey 

“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself” ~  Mark Twain (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)  
 
“A line is a dot that went for a walk. ” ~ romanticinct Paul Klee (Swiss Artist, 1879-1940)

“Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.” ~  Helen Rowland quotes (English-American writer, 1876-1950)

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